Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

My 5 year old read this book and said, "Father, as I lie here in my final moments, I want to thank you for everything you have done for me. You have been my guiding light, my source of wisdom, and my unwavering support throughout my life. I am eternally grateful for the love and care you have shown me. Father, please do not grieve for me. I have lived a life filled with love, laughter, and adventure, all thanks to your guidance. As I depart from this world, I do so with a sense of peace, knowing that I have been blessed to have you as my father. Farewell, Father. Your love will be my guiding star as I journey into the unknown. Thank you for everything." The amount of product placement in this movie killed him.