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August 27, 2024
A great addition to the Alien franchise
Alien: Romulus is the newest entry into the Alien franchise and, in my opinion, it fits right in next to the first two (but it's not as good as them).
Violence/horror 4/5 While there is no doubt that Romulus contains some shocking gore, the violence happens infrequently enough that there is time to breathe between characters getting picked off. If you are familiar with the Alien series then you will probably have a good idea about how some of these deaths will go (creatures bursting out of chests, acid blood melting skin down to the bone etc.). On the tension side, Romulus is relentless once it passes the 20 minute mark. Sequence after sequence will have you clenching your arm rests. The movie contains some of the most effective jump scares of the year, one towards the end particularly comes to mind.
Swearing 4/5 The film contains frequent use of f**k and other language including s**t.
Sex 2/5 There are some brief verbal references to sex but nothing graphic.
Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco 2/5 Teenage characters can be seen smoking cigarettes early in the movie.
Other issues There are brief references to some of the characters having dead parents. A young pregnant comes into danger which could upset some people.
Overall, I believe that Alien: Romulus is appropriate for teenagers aged 15 and older because of frequent scenes of horror, occasional gory violence and strong bad language.
July 23, 2024
Tense and violent but should be fine for older teens
First of all, I think something important to keep in mind is that Civil War is not a war movie. It focuses on a group of journalists who want to capture the war on camera and the bond between them. I mention this because it might make the violence in the movie much more impactful if we know and like most of these characters.
Violence/horror 4/5
Most of the violence in this is contained to shootings in loud and relatively fast action sequences. There are a few stronger moments that stood out such as characters being forced to kneel next to a mass grave full of bodies and brief sight of a man being set on fire. There are loud gunshots during the action scenes that could lead to a few jump scares.
Swearing 4/5
Quite a few uses of f**k. Other terms include s**t and bastard. It might seem like a lot but it's nothing that a teenager hasn't heard before.
Sex 3/5
There is only one thing of note here when a man crudely suggests he has an erection. This scene is quick and nothing is dwelt on.
Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco 2/5
It is implied that characters are smoking a cannabis joint in a brief scene with no dialogue.
Other issues
There is a scene where characters dangerously climb between moving cars for fun. The film deals with the topic of PTSD in a way that could trigger some people. There are scenes of discrimination where a clearly unlikable man asks people what "kind" of Americans they are.
Overall, I would say Civil War is appropriate for ages 15 and up. This is due to loud and scary action scenes and cursing.
August 27, 2024
Media literacy truly is dead
Poor Things has to be up there with Fight Club as one of the most misunderstood films of all time. Yes, the film has lots of sex in it, but it is used as a vehicle to tell the story of a woman who is wronged and abused by the different types of men in her life. I am genuinely appalled by how many people on this website can't seem to understand basic storytelling. Violence/horror 4/5 The film takes place in a fantasy context so much of the violence is stylised and exaggerated. There is sight of a scientist pulling a dead woman's brain out of her body and other scenes include shootings. Swearing 4/5 The film contains occasional use of the word c**t and f**k. The r word is used to describe a woman. Sex 5/5 Poor Things has become pretty famous for it's depiction of sex. There are frequent sex scenes with full nudity from both men and women. Alcohol/Drugs/Tobacco 2/5 A woman passes out after drinking a whole bottle of alcohol. Other issues The male characters in the film use sex to take advantage of a woman with the brain of a baby. Other reviews on this website seem to have missed that this is one of the main themes of the movie and it ends reassuringly with the protagonist becoming her own person. Overall, I think that Poor Things is suitable for an audience of 16 and above because it has graphic depictions of sex but also a great story and absolutely stunning visuals. One of the most fun movies of the year.
August 27, 2024
Very interesting, if you have the patience for it.
Suspiria is a strange but beautiful movie. I originally put it on to have something on in the background but I was almost immediately drawn in by and my attention was held for over two and a half hours. This isn't going to be for everyone. You need to know that it is very slow and takes it's time. Violence/horror 5/5 While the gore in the film is spread out, it is still very disturbing and shocking. The film's most infamous scene sees a character's body being painfully contorted into an unrecognisable shape. In other moments, a woman's leg is broken with sight of the bone sticking out, there is sight of intestines being pulled out of a paralysed woman's stomach. Swearing 3/5 There is one use of c**t and three uses of f**k. Sex 3/5 There is full male and female nudity. Alcohol/Drugs/Tobacco 1/5 adult characters drink wine and smoke cigarettes. Overall, I think that Suspiria is best suited for ages 18 and over. While the violence is very graphic, the thing that makes me think that this is best for an adult audience is that the viewer needs to understand that Suspiria is intended to be a slow and drawn out film that an audience is meant to get drawn in to, not a quick paced thriller.